Spy's fire phobia kicks in when he accidentally grabs a hot pan from the oven. Pyro offers him an oven mitt, but the damage has been done.

Heavy and Sniper are playing gay chicken. Only they're in trucks and it's not gay at all and very scary, in Spy's opinion.

Demoman is literally a cyclops. A couple of ducks are surprised at this revelation.

Engineer wishes the other team would stop posing so provocatively.

Demo doesn't want to share his pie, the selfish bastard.

No nachos for Sniper.

Scout writes home to his mother about how he touched Pyro's butt. A drawing is included.

Scout in a fist fight.

sniper is a wild animal

Someone really wants breasts.

Engineer's missing his eyes, but he's not overly stressed about it.

Spy wearing ugly hipster clothes.