a green pumpkin crying because hes not orange like everyone else :'(
BLLLLEEHEEEHHGGGG YOU MADE ME BARFGHEGHEGHGEHGGGGFHFPHT!
a shark with nail polish
A miniature black hole spontaneously forms inside Yankee Stadium, swallowing up the most hated team in baseball. Fans cheer.
the creepy ass good guy
You mother has another face on her belly.
Sonic and a VERY muscular Asuka Langley Soryu are getting married. On a hill. A hill made of steel.
Two vocaloids get raped by a giant clam.
Jonathans Car
A stereotypical basement-dwelling neckbeard.
The Peanut Congress is disappointed with their decorations, for they are not fancy enough.
President Obama stabbing Nelson Mandela.
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