A purple bird is using Twitter.

Apparently, being crucified means they turn you into a cross. Jesus and his two cross-buddies aren't very happy about it.

The cat with sunglasses does not abide your threats. It will fuck you up instead.

A Rose Maiden who hates her job.

A duck and a bolt of lightning.

Derp-faced guy wearing a literal T-shirt.

The Kool-Aid Man yelling FUS ROH DAH.

Sharona!

It's your birthday, little dead kid... now go toward the light.

Chinese shirt

Some Italian football player

Your pokeballs are no match for SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.