Why do aliens war with Asians?

A samurai as seen at Comicon with blonde mustache and soul patch.

Someone didn't want to describe the doodle.

A satellite lodged in a man's ass points at the sun.

Fat Batman squeezes cum onto his face.

The Raven Satan has come with rivers of magma.

FUCK MURDER KID HAS A GUNBLADE!

A machine named Bill can suck a soul out of a body.

Jesus returns to Earth during an episode of the 700 club, and he is pissed.