The seed of love within my heart has grown and taken root. Get me to a hospital.

Communism?

Knife and fork in hand, I shall feast upon this can of spam.

Enraged solipsist runs around yelling.

Rendered incapable of performing simple hygiene tasks, Darth Vader comes to the painful realization that he will always have bad breath.

Genetically engineered designer owls, made for Valentines.

This has to be the happiest and friendliest hydra in town. Except for that one head, seems pretty grumpy.

MacBook overheating like hell, probably because it's a nice light-absorbing black.

Death embarrassed in front of friends by dorky younger brother.

Sunflower explains it doesn't have breasts, while shamelessly displaying its carpels.

Hawking doing a sweet ass wheelie and Einstein making a jump on his BMX, both throwing the horns, with an explosion in the background.

Tomatoes saying the syllables of "Tomahtoes." The tomato that got stuck with 'toes' is crushed with disappointment.