Dear Jesus,I have failed you again.
Death by GAY
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight passed out naked stripper in my son's bed.
Don't you hate cutting into an orange only to find it's just a tomato in disguise? And it's smoking a fat doobie, too.
Get out, sir. You're banned from this McDonalds for 30 days.
A person scented candle
A beautifully drawn orange with half the skin peeled off.
The worst Spongebob drawing
Bela Legosi in his grave.
Canadian goose mocks drowning woman.
Dat boi on Mars.
"Hello, welcome to Murder King. Can I take your order?" (view from inside car in drive thru)
Rat in a hoodie sets a man aflame.