A dinosaur is a wanted man. His best friend is subjected to brutal interrogation, but disavows any knowledge to protect his dino pal.

Pieter Cornelis "Piet" Mondrian (March 7, 1872 – February 1, 1944) was a Dutch painter.

A guy's decapitated head watches with glee while his body falls down the stairs.

Their coming! But that doesn't mean we ain't got time for good grammar.

The Academy voters were captivated by a tale of love, betrayal, and catricide (killing of a cat), shot in stark black and white.

A piece of wood with a jingle bell attached seems to be depressed. "Forever... alone."

What does the fox say? Musicians have speculated, but now the mystery is solved: Foxes say "fuck you" in Japanese.

Ron Parenthesis: General Manager of the Omaha Foods, a new NBA expansion franchise.

Starfox is locked in a battle of wills with the mysterious supercomputer HAL 9000; also the computer has a silly cat face.

Pokeball in the midst of jiggling. Is the Pokemon gonnna be caught or not? The suspense is KILLING ME HERE.

The Spiteful Crow has a big grin on his face. Ness attacks! 20 HP of damage to the Spiteful Crow.

Doodle or Die

A homeless black guy (not that it matters he's black I'm just describing it) sleeps on the grass like a fucking lazy bum (I'm not racist)

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