The Pillsbury Doughboy has a dark secret

the worm is actually more terrified than the kid

Giant redhead squeezes elf to death

Swiss cheese

Boy contemplates telling his friend he is about to be hit with a basketball

soulless redhead shoots tabasco sauce at innocent children

Everytime lightning strikes a wizard is riding an octopus

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ate too much pizza but still can't figure out why he's fat

Giant earthworm finds things in common with small boy.

The Devil never expected his breast implants to explode

The Kool Aid Man destroys people who wear banana suits.

Watch out kids, the Free Candy Van is coming for you!