Angry turkey slams fist against podium as he makes a passionate stand against the mass murder of his people on Thanksgiving.

In a bold move of condiment-on-condiment crime that sends ripples of fear across the world, ketchup targets mustard in a drive-by ambush.

British student is terrified upon finding his mathematics teacher standing proudly in the classroom wearing nothing other than a blue tie.

A blue furby, straight out of a demented 90s nightmare, stares into the core of your very being as it prepares to devour your tortured soul.

Head of lettuce.

Man with 4 legs and 1 arm roasts himself over a camp fire.

Rainbow exploded.

A heartfelt, though crudely crafted, valentine.

Foolishly careless serpent lost his eye balls.

The most majestic artistic interpretation of Niagara Falls anyone has ever laid eyes on.

Man with impressively proficient bicycling skills takes out an airplane with his rocket launcher.

A flaming carton of off-brand horse milk.