"Your contact lenses just arrived" "1-800-contacts, they can't have my brand!"

You are who you choose to be...SUPER MAN

Blackness.

the avengers have no rules

A beautiful frog asks a beautiful princess to make out, she agrees.

the world, before and after december 21st, implying the world will split into two halves.

We've met with a terrible fate, haven't we?

1-800-contacts, they can't have my brand! I have special eyes...

you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

a man saying "your mom". He is very clever.

A man's eyes are crying because a bandit has stolen his coffee.

Dawn of the last day 24 hours remain.