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Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

Three headed dragon only has one civil head.

Candy corn mouse!

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I'm sorry, but it's probably herpes.

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The most swag a person can possibly obtain. They just aren't allowed to have arms.

Father and son green centipedes go out on the town!

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What Aquaman would look like if he were actually a sloth.

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