Some Homestuck trash explains why he's fat.

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When I was... A young boy... My father... He took me to the city... to see the BLACK PARADE!

My brother, when he talks.

The thief could never outrun Marshal Boomerang.

The computer seems to be bemused by my masturbatory efforts. At least I'm wearing a shirt.

Holy shit it's a mirror.

When my vacuum gets out of line. I threaten to kill it's family.

The Cavity Creeps claim another victim.

Pink eye, But for tomatoes

I have such a why boner right now.

The 1980s Olympics were held in Atlantis. It was a sad day for sports.

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"Show me your tits!" Is not an appropriate campaign slogan.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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