Zelda wants to ask zelda for help.

LORD JESUS FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED

that woman is going to eat that placenta and you can do nothing to stop her

A homosexual jogger is slapping a dog with a butterfly net with a parachute coming out of his head

Stickman gasps as he crouches down to check the pulse of his friend. "...Dead." He states out loud, taking the afro with him.

that poor cactus stuck inside a fishbowl THAT IS NO PLACE FOR A CACTUS YOU IDIOT

Yeah. I guess.

A man is ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

Er ma gerd cake.

A man doesn't know which instrument or coral reef to play.

RELEASE THE FLOOD GATES

Slick doesn't wanna become a magical girl by signing the contract!