A penis? How ~original~ indeed. If you don't wanna draw one, draw a cat planet instead.

A man with a brown hat walking into a... portal? Time machine? Something like that, a round door, purple with a pink swirl inside the door.

Two goldfish in an aquarium. One of them, the cool one has lung cancer and the other one is annoyingly like, "He doesn't get it..."

Polandball with gas saying, "I'm of commander now!" while a city is burning and Russiaball is crying in the background.

A fancy thumb saying, "I must say..."

A king gone mad?! And a yellow star in the upper right corner.

A cool owl.

a thumbs up with yellow beams emitting from it.

A man ain't even mad.

Rainbow Dash singing/listening to/mentioning Lady Gaga.

Some man is very displeased.

Someone being like, "He's gonna take you back to the past... to play that shitty gems(???) that suck ass. . ."