When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, their hair makes them look kinda like a carrot

The man's face is stuck in a perpetual smile. He can never express emotion. He is constantly crying inside.

Kermit is a dinosaur and has slendy on his head

A red and blue man doesn't even

fuck the stars

Doodle or Die

Moments before the lion turned into an active volcano and spewed its innards onto the face of the corrupt ringmaster

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS STARING INTO MY SOUL

Hooker takes a selfie

Where the Malaysia Airlines plane went

And that night, the fish feasted on the finest mayonnaise they had ever tasted

A diseased heart

The flower looks over the man he has just murdered. "Quite a good job i've done" he says.

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