Hot Zachcest

Somehow, Seneca gained the ability to quote the entirety of Monty Python's Holy Grail at will.

Shitai has no idea what he wants for Christmas

Shitai you can't fly u silly goose.

THE BUTTER GON BUTTER THEM GHOST TOASTS

Shitai is the worst convenience store clerk in the history of store clerking.

The Player doesn't understand how much Shitai just wants to mack on them.

PLAYER INTERRUPTS BATTERS HOT YAOI TIME

Tim Burton style Shitai?

DON'T TRUST THE SHIFTY MERCHANT ON THE TRAIN, ZACK

Shitai accidentally dropped a bottle of ketchup.

Dapper Shitai is confused.