A little green man is pole-vaulting across a river.

Said the stilletto to the boot "listen, I think the green-skin's pretty hot..."

the happiest strawberry!

a green beetle is sucking the brains of a bloke, controlling his emotions and mind.

Preston Lacy is chasing Wee-man. CLASSIC jackass...

this unassuming cardboard box actually contains the entire universe

Confederacy of Dunces.

If you draw a face with really wideset eyes, it looks strange. Also, Face from Nick Jr. besseybesseybesseybesseybesseybesseybesseybessey

Henry the 8th

Sharks are attracted to the smell of blood in the water. They are also attracted to the sounds of Nickelback.

The bear dragged Thomas, kicking and screaming onto the cold pavement, and into the dark forest beyond. Thomas was never seen again...

Sometimes I feel like someone just uses me, and tosses me out...