Shrek trying to get some pussy by singing Smash Mouth's "All Star". He's being an Orge-ly Attached Boyfriend.

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Unhappy snail shell isn't cheered up by the lovely sunset.

It reads: "Pink" with a bloody poop in the open space in the "P"

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an Ipod with a crown and a Zune saying how no one loves them. I actually once owned a Zune and it was pretty sweet; better than my ipod.

A member of the Blue Man group is drowning in his own blood.

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Cat sun bathing on the beach of a "Sandals" resort, asks the waiter for a pina colada

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