I don't know, I just can't get the hang of Windows 8.

Please do not park on the reclining orangutan.

A little boy realizes, to his horror, that his parents are Mormons

She's Jewish, he's a skeleton - can their love survive?

Wow, the HBO TV adaptation of Pac-Man really makes the world of the games come alive!

A hirsute paedophile smirks, knowing the comically small ball-and-chain on his ankle will not contain him.

A coelacanth that somehow cannot swim calls for help, only receives mockery from a cruel Sun.

a mild, asymptomatic case of Saturday Night Fever

A stickman, tired of the Great Schism between the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches, embraces Zen Buddhism.

A cool bro with a cool fro walks to and fro in the spotlights' glow; it's the big Hollywood show, fo' sho'.

Cool Spot used to be a sweet kid, before he fell in with the 7-UP crew.

Look, Julius, you're going to have to pick one or this gladiator fight is never going to end.