Princess Peach is demanding that Mario give her his pink hairbrush.

PINK IS BLUE AND YOU IS BUTT.

Dave Strider proclaimed, "I'm so hot." He said it with irony, though, as to not seem like a douchebag. But he was. In every way.

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==> Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your bed.

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adfsgdhj

flowerpiss

a boy who is fhdjkasghsdk

how do you i dont what

a distinguished-looking fellow with a blank face stares at the viewer, and sheds two robust tears.

sees gary and kills him

three men gazing lovingly into each others eyes

i i dont even what is that

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