DEFINITELY NOT!

A heart palm tree irradiates love.

The worlds smuggest shit of a giraffe. Seriously, that's one smug ass giraffe.

The second of the twin towers falls, crushing a parade of squiggles below.

The worlds most annoying video game enemy.

You are the homosex.

A box calling you obese. Thats right, its calling YOU obese. Are you going to take that from a box? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

A lone dildo sits in the middle of a street at midnight, illuminated only by a streetlamp above.

Douchey guy with bitchin' sunglasses and very pointy hair.

Naked hitler rejecting a hot slut

Naked wooden bitch floats through the ocean.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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