I fight the bad guys, it's pretty swell. Internet fights are like special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.
A talking Teeter-Totter
Scout, are you trying to seduce me?
Why does it matter? I'm blind anyways
Minnie Mouse with a boner
Senor big mac
My VCR refuses to play my depraved German dungeon porn
Me after watching the Big Bang Theory
Explosions
Something that don't suck
A hot piece of ass.
Well don't that beat all?
Modern art