Doodle or Die

The last flower on earth hangs its head in shame, it farted and knocked down a tree

slut crying tears of poo

Seagull gonna get swag

white!

Goldeen riding a wave

a man who is fabulous at vomiting rainbows and dicks

Old woman ponders the actions of bitches in this day and age

Doodle or Die

The question mark is confused by traffic lights

falling asleep during class due to leaking purple gas

Welcome to Russia my Nigerian brothers

New Chain

an angry seahorse arguing with Tom Selleck about the rising price of tangerines

New Chain

A warlock eating a cupcake whilst riding a haddock

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