Doodle or Die

a pig dressed in mens clothing comes home to his human wife on their anniversary. wife is angry and very pregnant

heterosexual intercourse between the numbers 3 and 4. 4 has some big titties

a bunch of scribbles, may be lightening on top of fire

Doodle or Die

squidward has killed spongebob with a gun. Gary is either an accomplice or a witness

Doodle or Die

a happy alien holding a pizza box with a teeny pizza inside that says "you're outta this world"

deadpool shooting with a bow

an egg is dramatically crying over the death of a fellow egg. Sad violin music plays in the background

It's like Michelangelo's The Creation Of Adam but for pokemon nerds

its the car from back to the future going "brum brum"

the green giants daughter has her tongue out and wants nothing to do with broccoli

little brown puppy is concerned because his third bone snapped in half

a single iceberg in the ocean

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