Saxton Hale challenges people to fight him. He is wearing a tower of hats. A... phallic object floats off to the side.

Pyro can't decide if he should take the BLU bean or the RED bean.

Balloonicorn, standing on top of Pyro's head, licks Sniper's face. Sniper has a blue beard and starry eyes, thinking "UNICORN POWER!"

Someone accuses Scout of being a spy. Scout throws a gang sign in response

Soldier stands in front of an American flag, saying "Murica!" and saluting. The flag has only 4 stars and 8 stripes.

BLU Medic finds RED Heavy looking unamused in a pile of muffins.

BLU Spy and Sniper trade uniforms.

Demoman calls for Medic while brutally slicing the head off of a Spy. Medic sticks in his head from offscreen, saying "Ja?" in reply.

Medic loses his mind and admits that he took the boots and hid them under the floor.

Scout stole all the candy out of Pyro's Balloonicorn pinata. Pyro plots a fiery revenge for Scout.

A Blu Scout named ieatyourpancakes is trying to convince people not to leave the DoD TF2 room.

Spy doesn't want Scout to look at Ms Pauling, who is pregnant.