A girl cries because she is to stupid to pick coke cola

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A man stares at a Piet Mondrian contently. He has poop for hair.

Tonight only see your favorite fruit battle it out in a head to head winner take all blender match. Tonight citrus vs citrus; orange vs lime

What happens when we take an exotic bird and inject it with heroin laced crack?

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The Devil taking a stay-cation in Hell. A damned soul screams while sinking in a pit, Satan says, "oh hush now."

A porcupine was cast in the movie gravity and was left there after the production was finished.

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The cutest picture of how brownies fall in love to make little two bite brownies.

Bambi is confused by the mating call of twerking performed by the wild miley.

omg justin beiber you really let yourself go.

in conclusion, white people look retarded when they kissin

the most simple diagram of how a tadpole becomes a frog

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