Slowpoke arrives to George Washington's funeral in 2015
Here we see an idiot in its natural habitat..
That's Mama Luigi to You Mario!*wheeze*
blue haired guy closes his eyes and imagines hotdogs and hamburgers.
"My life is a wreck, just like this gingerbread house..."
a bird
stripper snake
Fox scaring the living shit out of a panda. Holy hell, almost had a heart attack.
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE! BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN, IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL.
Yellow key, yellow balls, yellow salt......yellow....lime?
A tamagotchi questions itself
man invents the jam sandwich, and rejoices.
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