You bitch, I asked where the hot whores were at!

Beautiful women being handed to him on a silver platter got all too literal thanks to his depraved, consumerist lifestyle

Pedro Álvares Cabral é oralizado por um marujo enquanto descobre o Brasil com a sua luneta

Did you rike it?

Kim Kardashian got confused so she started sucking on the lipstick, instead.

snotty baby tied to a rollerskate.

a miserable little pile of lies.

Japanese cat cooking spaghetti

A german and a british soldier display their mutual love passionately amid a WW1 trench.

A woman not of heterosexual persuasion eats a banana.

And then the next fortune cookie said "Please help us, we're forced to type banal generalizations about existence all day"

Earth plays rugby with the Sun. Unfortunately, as Earth tackled the Sun, it collapsed within the latter's gravity well.