In love with a carrot as it passes into your urethra.

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Mr. Carrot is shocked that his beanbag rollercoaster is working!

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Go cry more, ugly.

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Pineapple takes first place

Shhh...shhh....it's okay. My first time hurt too.

Pedo-bear learns his own language.

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