An angry purple thing wants you to know there's nothing to fear, while a faceless caped guy sort of floats on nothingness.

Cinderella is shot in the head by Little Red Riding Hood.

Stick figures making out.

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Jello mold.

Starfox running on a Yoshi egg.

Lady Gaga wants to wear fish eggs to the Grammys.

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A person is sad because someone called him a *bleep*. As they should be. It's an offensive term and needs to stop being used.

A goldfish is laughing at you and referring to you as a motherfucker.

Sliced peaches on a plate. Mmm. Peaches.

The peas killed the carrot.

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