California being so terrible with the viral shitty songs and earthquakes decided to go "Al Gore" and separate from the US for da greater gud

Patrick doesn't know he sucks.

green kiwi with grapes inside

Man pissing on a watermelon.

A Substitute teacher in Physics Class.

Eel annoyed by the fact that it's living at Death Valley, Nevada.

Cat sees through a glass plane watching a squirrel climb a really thin tree.

School computers suppressing the SWAT team with high precision optical mice.