Doodle... or DIE

Optimus Prime

Magician-cigarette magics everyone to death from the stage

Doodle Brazzers

Pencil surrenders on a battlefield running red with the blood of his brethren.

Lettuce not pray.

A world where blood has been replaced by rainbows.

Vegetable says hello.

Let's do the twist.

Confused turtle

An ice cream questions its blueness, while a camera answers callously and without regard for the ice cream's self doubt.

Bacon sex, doggy style.