Sniper finally admitted to being a prostitute to his parents which was pretty obvious to begin with.

Red Medic is hungry for souls.

Engie with long fabulous, flowing hair.

Heavy specially picked out curtains for Medic.

Your favorite mercenary's ass.

Scout dreams of being a lady-killer rooster.

Engie snuggles with his teddy next to his dispenser.

House+Boobs=? This confuses scout.

Spy does not know.

Sniper and... someone... laying in a field of flowers getting high.

Sniper lends Spy money to board the S.S. Piss.

Sniper pissed his tutu.