the quarter is gonna shank the penny in the dark alley
failbaddon the armless has a boner and asks you what do you want
The invasive green crab splashes in a puddle between the calves of a grey giant with knobby knees.
average sims character
A fashion super hero!
once at the club called "POT" Dancing Darcy arrived and his moves made the Cool Move Crew run away after losing a dance off with Darcy
The Condesce in all her glory
Popcorn Jellybean!
a drugged unicorn with bleeding ear surveys a sunlit castle.
mr. crabs and a huge pile of money
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