Some kids have no education... ♫ We don't need no education.... ♪ Oops, sorry...

Never, NEVER, take off your shoes when there are LEGOs in your room.

A cute marshmallow.

Selling your ass isn't cheap.

WHY THE HELL DID YOU REPLACE MY MEATBALLS WITH TOMATOES?!? YOU KNOW IM ALLERGIC!!!

A Sk8ing Unicorn :D

Cockroaches even haunt your nights.

Michael Jackson should have stayed black, it's way better. Nobody thinks white is right.

Caliborn in trickster mode. Make him more joyful. :D

A mayonnaise and ketchup battle.

Tea is and will always be better than coffee...

Dinosaur wants its couch even if it can't fit in it.