The man with Graves' Disease released that he would have to jackhammer his way out of this igloo after the avalance

NASA's latest mission has been a success: The Moon wears his new shades and plays the saxophone incredibly.

In a scene from Pixar's new movie, the personified cookie dough has failed in his rap career. The grumpy orange doughnut gloats.

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You realise that you are hallucinating that there is a delicious taco in front of you when the tortoise starts talking to you.

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A cyborg-giraffe with laser eyes is inaugurated as President of the United States of America

A disembodied ginger kitten's head with bloodshot eyes cries over his absent male owner and wonders when he will return

Kindergartan child with a deformed right eye and adopted by married gay parents writes Obama a thank you card for letting his parents marry

Space travel with radiation protection has caused Mario's hair, eyebrows and hands to fall off. His right knee is sprouting another leg.

A griffin with cataracts that opens its beak to reveal a door and window inside.

A shark floats atop a bouyant wave and gazes up at the sky above, more than half of his body out of the water in happiness.

A bald blind person is angry at a brown chair for messing something up for both of them, yet again. The chair seems emotionless.

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