Constipation Darwin

It's ok, I forgive you.

Han Solo being eaten by a T-rex.

Someone looking for their virginity in a very deep hot tub.

Let's agree to never be creative again.

An unhappy raisin man with a lazy eye

SEXISM IS OVER, EVERYBODY. GO HOME.

Some people just really like spaghetti son, you'll just have to move past your fears one day.

Bite my shinny plastic titties

"I hate you for making me want you so much." - sexually constipated vampire

The number 4 is a conundrum.

DAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT, DAT PROPANE IS RIGHT.