A banana says "NO!" to sex
a man screams in horror as an alien is about to burst out of his forehead
White people watch fox news. it comforts them to hear others who hate black people and other conservative ideas that came from the 1500's
a desk/car, a bed, and a bucked of piss
A string of carrot being mauled be a cloud of shit
unhappy blond lady with a hat is smoking a pipe, saying "Dunno..."
Your grand plan.
The best type of hat.
an african woman's witch fingernail impaling a defenseless cow
Biffy and Simon claping hands!
Anthropomorphic door embraces a tombstone, with a mischievous look on his face
Leap that wall if you're so great!
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