A man with one hand is announcing; "the worle isstrings"

A sad albino man =(

A strange, disfigured man in a turban is drinking oil from a golden house-faucet from the sky

"Bang Bang, fuck you hitler"

A rich man asks his insane butler for dinner. The butler asks the rich man if he thinks he is funny, clearly having a psychotic breakdown.

A mutated patato is enjoying a day on the beach as the sun goes supernova, making the sky red with extreme heat

The url "www.doodleordie.com" going through the portals from the hit game "Portal" and it's sequel "Portal 2". There's nothing else to it.

Angry man swears

He didn't get the right color phone for Christmas so he kills his dad. :(

The worlds worst food critic

Pac-man has a bi-curious crush on the red ghost, but is too shy to ask him out. So he instead spys on him while masturbating.

A house is about to collapse due to a rocking party inside, while a random black guy stares out the window saying "Yo Dawg"