OH NO! HIS ARMS ARE SPAGHETTI!

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

A lazily drawn clown is next to a pile of fecal matter

Sad looking eel with teeth

MAGIC BOOZE

A human boy is cowering in fear as he is about to be sexually assaulted by his father, who is a hammer. A literal Hammer.

Mario doing Pacman's job

Mario kicking some old fashioned turtle ass!

HOLY PISS AND BUCKETS IT'S A GINGERBREAD MAN TORNADO!

The sun and a small animal share something in common.

A youthful member of a royal family is riding his magical companion, a rock, while his commoner servant provides theme music.

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