Dick monster hesitates before entering the dark room

Ariel the mermaid has lightning bolt sunglasses and a gold seashell necklace

T-REX WITH BLING-BLING

A man says "Put away those fiery biscuits". He has something on his forehead, but I can't tell what is it. Unless it's a biscuit?

Angry bumblebee spurns your unwanted romantic advances

Lady Gaga is a potted sunflower

An empty dress floating past blood spatter on the wall

An elf peasant is unhappy that his hair sticks up in one long spike

I says "Nope. Chuck Testa." Not really a doodle at all, in fact.

Shy librarian / has discovered the horrors / of internet porn.

Why would you hire a clown stripper for a ten-year-old's birthday?! Or at all, for that matter?!

A poorly drawn tree, / unidentifiable / but for its label.