French man, in his delirious state, offers his only food and drink to a cactus. He will soon die.

Bowser thinks he's cute wearing Peach's clothes. Pro tip: he isn't.

You better not laugh, you better not cry, you better not pout, and I'm telling you why. Santa Lenny is coming to town.

Reboots: Sometimes you find gold in the shit, but you still have shit on your hands.

What if Scooby-Doo was a kawaii anime from the 90s?

HOLY BAG OF HANDS DANGLING FROM A CHANDELIER, BATMAN!

French man realizes why everyone hates him.

Anon confronts Mario on his faulty logic

Notin Portant lost his guns, and is feeling

Guy with box for a head compliments a ladder

King Shit of Turd Island proclaims his dominance

Police investigators found various "video games" in the suspect's home. Belief is that these were what sparked his rampage.