In the year 2078, mankind built its finest technological achievement: __________.

A cow fertilizes its trousers (you know, cow trousers) while saying "MOOPS."

That's a house.

A statement about racial equality in militaristic scenarios.

The birds and the bees.

A nice scenic view of a boat on a lake with a mountain in the background. Also, the mountain says no to the sailor while the boat laughs.

Gerald Ford: time traveler.

The new Assassin's Creed game where you play as former president Woodrow Wilson.

And from that poop, though great in magnitude and capacity for merciless odor, shall rise a hero.

One of Dr. Seuss's unprinted characters, circa 1941.

A cat regrets his drunken purchase.

A potato contemplates using a knife and ski mask to mug a carrot.