sweet dave and hella john drawn so shittily the universe is caving in on itself

Whale wants to eat booty. Figure that one out.

Welcome to Vaudeville, where all the racists in blackface come to chill.

When the universe ends, it will go "POM!"

There is a place where two cats can transform into an apple. This is that place.

JUDY GTFO OF THE BATHROOM ITS BEEN 3 HOURS HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO YOUR HAIR

Spiraling purple vortex of terror... I kinda dig it.

No one wants Shady no more they want LOLNepetaIronButterfly I'm chopped liver

Pasty guy and hollow-breasted blonde woman fall in love at first sight. The blonde looks a little unimpressed, though.

Gary the Snail moves to the surface, gets a boob, uh, I mean blue job, and changes his name to Jerry.

Mario buys the Wal-Mart corporation with all of his solid gold coins. Witness: Wal-Mario.

Waluigi possesses the Power Star in the most unfair game of Mario Party ever.