A man in a boat is alarmed to see that he is attacked by a giant, green sea serpent that has disguised itself as a penis to attract prey.

An island made of colourful upside-down legos of giant size.

A clinically depressed flower is being attacked by evil grass trying to hold it back in life.

An armless man without a face loves his cat, because it's the only friend and comfort he has in his otherwise tragic existence.

Dad: "Don't touch the cactus!" Son: *inexplicably sucked towards cactus and sticks to said cactus* Dad: "You are dead to me."

CHARMANDOCOPTERRRRRrrr is fucking pleased.

A narwhale is singing its laments about some dude named Gro. We have no idea what Gro did to the narwhale, but the narwhale is pretty down.

A really creepy looking guy mentioning "The rainboooo". I don't even. His ears are ridiculously tiny.

A brown person is too illiterate to realize that some scumbag is trying to offend him in the most cowardly way. Words can't hurt you, bro!

Barney the dinosaur is having a teary-eyed goodbye with little Jimmy before he is taken off to jail. "It was fun while it lasted."

Out of all your favourite TV-series or movies, think of the two biggest douchebag characters. The two are now in an epic fight to the death!

A huge, pink fatso in blue swimtrunks is all gleeful as he uses a severed arm to grab for a box of popcorn. He's all like "teehee <3".