If you caught them all, it will burn like with fire.

Dave's heart. Oh, the poor sod...

No brownies.

Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying labratoried when fellow Tit-entist Alyx Venga said: Gordon Freemant, what have you erected

Poo-TIS!

It is dark in the "Southern Parts", as Vader's bush was never moved down.

R'lyeth piss-tits lost and armchair and the invisible man dares to show his face.

Looks like my ex. My ex-today's lunch!

When you're purple, you'll feel right as Rain.

Teen-age Mutant Ninja Strawheads

Two Cheney and Bush, one gigantic fuck-up.

I hate dishes that are so shitty that they walk.