Professional dicksucker makes a passionate speech about his job while trying resist the temptation to just stop and gobble a hand.

When Ron Paul died without being elected president, the ancient prophesy was complete. You could have prevented this.

it's like, a mentally challenged harry potter or something. I don't know what to give you on this one.

Teenage boy takes dildo to prom and slow dances with it after not being able to get a real human date.

Obama laments his sad fate as the man who lost the presidential election to THE MOTHERFUCKIN SUN. The sun gloats next to the white house.

[REAL]Leaked nude pictures of Katy Perry revealing her natural candy coated skin and her one flat nipple and one spiked nipple (MUST SEE)

Beautiful deviantArtwork of main character of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls being super kawaii desu.