A deranged man runs on all four legs across the surface of the desert, and the heat chars his skin black. What a strange fellow.

A fully-bearded baby wrapped in toilet paper.

Poor Jim. He has been working such long hours, he fell asleep during New Years. He left the TV on, and the confetti falls unwatched by Jim.

The caffeinated kick that helps millions across the land find the strength to conquer the strong grasp of the morning. Flavored like Thyme.

Dental patient loses bowel control when subjected to high velocity rotation.

A furious garlic clove has acquired the ability to both fly and destroy property via scissor(s).

A scientist learns from a pile of chocolate ice-cream that poo is brown- tragically leading the an asplosion that will annihilate the planet

A poor man was shot in the eye, but before he dies, asks for his balls to be cryogenically frozen, for the sake of future generations.

Following his dream of becoming a successful clown, the young pile of poo asks for the attention of his audience so he may begin to perform.

To express her deep-seated insecurities, the young girl drew pictures of fat, winking babies on the walls. Doctors still don't know why...

It Valentine's day, and to celebrate, the local pizzeria has colored all of the crusts bright pink!

A new species of spider has been discovered, and is prominently displaying its rear end. It looks at you...it knows all of your secrets...