Doodle or Die

Once upon a time,there was a dragon.He farted,and the magic turned the fart into a wizard.The magic was,however unstable,and they all died.

Old man with a rare butt-nose disease and pinkeye is studying an alien for his school science fair. He wants to cure his nose disease.

An old retired leprechaun is checking his butt to see if he accidentally sat on dog-poop out in his yard.

Doodle or Die

One of Skitty's drawings is being poked by a multitude of masculine sex organs.

The "forever alone" meme takes on physical form and appears above a poor internet user who is unable to achieve his computational goals.

Once youthful and attractive, old McDonald has sadly not aged well, and is now an ugly loathsome old farmer with poop on his head.

A snowman tries to find the balance between good and evil, finds the key to Disneyworld, and tames the giant wounded ant guarding it.

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What the world would look like if the insomniacs ruled it

OH-MY-OH-MY-IS-THIS-A-CAMERA-I-SIMPLY-MUST-LICK-IT!!!!!

A small, intelligent robot has gained the ability to plug into a computer from 4 different points!

A person is highly upset because he forgot to feed his cat. Upon attempting to enter his house, he realizes he is locked out!

New Chain

Walmart brand Apocalypse

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