John inspecting the booty. Is it fine? NOOOOOO. John has a question however.

Rule 63 Rose helping out genderbent Dave. Dave seems to blind. They are both blushing. Dave must have touched Rose's crotch.

John is looking at reader suggestively. I know you want to do the ship thing.

Baby Rose interrogates Baby John about his romantic life

Cat-showdown featuring Roxy and Nepeta

Vriska is trying to seduce me.

Some fisherman catches a Nyehing Problem Sleuth

Shoosh John, It's your birthday.

Cronus trying to hook up Meenah. IT'S SUPER UNEFFECTIVE.

Eridan took Jake's guts and rebuilt himeself!

Actually, Jade was the captain of Costa Concordia

Karkat is blind. He's calming John's house instead of Gamzee.